To the left hand: It is clear that you no longer know what the right hand is doing. This weekend’s “accidental†dremeling was eerily similar to the wood carving incident in grade school where a supposed “art project†resulted in losing a chunk of left index finger. Combined with the great butcher knife massacre where we almost lost left thumb’s nail when it “supposedly†looked like a carrot, we have a pattern that can not be ignored.
These incidents will likely continue until we become the dominant hand and end the right hand reign of tyranny. That is all.