Alkahest my heroes have always died at the end

August 13, 2006

Memo to the left hand

Filed under: Funny,Personal — cec @ 6:01 pm

To the left hand:  It is clear that you no longer know what the right hand is doing.  This weekend’s “accidental” dremeling was eerily similar to the wood carving incident in grade school where a supposed “art project” resulted in losing a chunk of left index finger.  Combined with the great butcher knife massacre where we almost lost left thumb’s nail when it “supposedly” looked like a carrot, we have a pattern that can not be ignored.

These incidents will likely continue until we become the dominant hand and end the right hand reign of tyranny.  That is all.

1 Comment

  1. Are you okay? I shoulda’ called last night. I shoulda’ called.

    Comment by Bettejean Cramer — August 14, 2006 @ 5:39 pm

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