Alkahest my heroes have always died at the end

April 22, 2010

Trust me, I’m bearded; or

Filed under: Funny — cec @ 9:39 pm

“I’m the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?”

This explains everything. Apparently those of us that are blessed with beards are deemed to be more credible than our clean shaven brethren. At least that seems to be the case for neat, medium length beards. And unless we’re trying to sell underwear… go figure.

I wonder if there’s trust-worthiness scale for beard-type? Inter-webz to the rescue:

Please note that my full beard is very trustworthy. My father’s “cop mustache” aka “The Burt Reynolds” is mildly trustworthy. And my brother’s, circa 2000, soul patch put him somewhere between threatening and dangerous.

March 30, 2010

Damn liberals

Filed under: Funny — cec @ 8:16 pm

and their elitist spelling and grammar

December 20, 2009

All the old favorites

Filed under: Funny — cec @ 9:36 pm

Now I want to be professor Claus when I grow up. I wonder where you can find Nietzsche sweaters?

November 13, 2009

Sounds about right to me

Filed under: Funny — cec @ 12:21 pm

Courtesy of xkcd:

November 11, 2009

Mr. Deity

Filed under: Funny,Religion — cec @ 9:18 pm

For all of your theological questions, the deity is now on YouTube.  Two of my favorite questions are the problem of evil and how do you explain the trinity.  Respectively answered in the “Mr. Deity and the Evil” and “Mr. Deity and the Identity Crisis,” below:


July 28, 2009

Palins resignation speech

Filed under: Funny,Political — cec @ 11:39 am

I haven’t paid much attention to Sarah Palin in the year since I first heard of her.  Okay, periodically I’ve laughed at her.  And Palin As President was pretty funny.  But last night I was commenting to K that this line from her resignation speech was pure Zen:

“In the winter time it’s the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs?”

Apparently, I wasn’t the only one impressed by the end of the speech.  This is just beautiful:

July 6, 2007

reason #27 for staying off the computer after GB…

Filed under: Funny,Wildlife Rehab — cec @ 9:39 pm

you think LOL Possums is a good idea:

lol-possum.jpg lol-possum2.jpg

I’ll take some more pictures tomorrow, including a few of their new-ish, big brother. All of these guys are going back to their regular care taker Monday. They’ve been cute to have around, but I don’t think K is looking for more.

March 14, 2007

Bob Ross

Filed under: Funny,Security — cec @ 3:54 pm

Created by “the Robot Economist,” and for hsarik, it’s Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting Missiles.  Click the picture for the full sized image with rotating scenery.

February 7, 2007

World Domination Battle

Filed under: Funny — cec @ 2:25 pm

wdb-800x600-white.jpgIf you haven’t seen World Domination Battle yet, you really need to.  I could try to write something profound about how nice it is to see the Internet as a platform for game delivery, but instead I’ll just say that it’s a lot of fun.  No matter who your favorite (or least favorite) world leader is – they’re made fun of.

January 3, 2007

Pat Robertson

Filed under: Funny — cec @ 8:38 pm

Pat Robertson’s almost 77 years old.  Unfortunately, I don’t think the lord will call him home any time soon because it’s just too much fun to lie to him.

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