Archive for March, 2010

Distilled essence of me

K’s out of town this week.  IIRC, this is the first week since we’ve been married that she’s out of town and I’m still at the house.  I figure that’s gotta give me a good sense of what I’m actually like without her, um,  civilizing  influences.  Helpfully summarized in the table below:

Behavior Change
Television watching decreased
Computer use increased
Work while at home increased
Bowling averages way up
Mini-golf scores way down
Alcohol consumption slightly increased
News consumption greatly decreased
Food variety decreased
Food quality no change
Food healthiness no change
Time spent preparing food

decreased

Stereo/music listening increased
Time spent in bed/sleeping decreased
Quality of sleep increased
Sex non-existent
Exercise increased

No real observation here, certainly nothing that’s statistically significant (let’s see you construct a double blind study of a man’s activities when his wife is a thousand miles away).  Just amusing myself really.  Next up… the amazing idiocy of George Bush photos captioned with “Miss me yet?”  But right now, it’s Ghetto Pop Life… go ahead, I’ll wait while you cue it up.

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