To the left hand: It is clear that you no longer know what the right hand is doing. This weekend’s “accidental dremeling was eerily similar to the wood carving incident in grade school where a supposed “art project resulted in losing a chunk of left index finger. Combined with the great butcher knife massacre where we almost lost left thumb’s nail when it “supposedly looked like a carrot, we have a pattern that can not be ignored. ...
Run for your lives! This is not a drill. My mother is loose in the blogosphere (hi mom!). To friends of mine noticing random, anonymous comments in their blogs, it’s not my fault – I swear. That is all. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Internet slack.
After 5+ years of doing image compression research back in the 90s, I get the strangest email requests. These usually come from students who are trying to get out of doing their own homework. Today’s example came with the subject line “plz help me. I almost deleted it as spam, but decided to take a look. hi respected sir, i am ******** **** and i am student of final year of electronics engineering i have given a project of image compression using JPEG and DCT in MATLAB if u can help me plz help me in this matter i shall be very thankful to u in this regard ihave just given very short time i have just left 3 days for it.if u can plz help me if u have code of the image compression plz give me i shall be very thankful to u.my email address is ********@gmail.com. if u know abt or u have than plz help me.plz.me will wait 4 ur response.plz help me.if u have some report on it plz do forward to me.i shall be very thankful to u in this regad. i realy need the code and REPORT or some documentation abt it plz do forward me.plz help me.plz ...