Distilled essence of me

K’s out of town this week. IIRC, this is the first week since we’ve been married that she’s out of town and I’m still at the house. I figure that’s gotta give me a good sense of what I’m actually like without her, um, civilizing influences. Helpfully summarized in the table below:

Behavior****ChangeTelevision watchingdecreasedComputer useincreasedWork while at homeincreasedBowling averagesway upMini-golf scoresway downAlcohol consumptionslightly increasedNews consumptiongreatly decreasedFood varietydecreasedFood qualityno changeFood healthinessno changeTime spent preparing food

decreased

Stereo/music listeningincreasedTime spent in bed/sleeping
decreasedQuality of sleepincreasedSexnon-existentExerciseincreased

No real observation here, certainly nothing that’s statistically significant (let’s see you construct a double blind study of a man’s activities when his wife is a thousand miles away). Just amusing myself really. Next up… the amazing idiocy of George Bush photos captioned with “Miss me yet?” But right now, it’s Ghetto Pop Life… go ahead, I’ll wait while you cue it up.